MISTER ATOMPUNK PRESENTS: UNIVERSAL MYTHIC DECODER RING

CAUTION: COGNITIVE HAZARD

This is a tool for reading beneath surfaces. It detects patterns. It does not create them. If you can find meaning in everything, you are projecting, not decoding. Proceed with intellectual honesty.

THE FIVE SYMBOLS

Run your material through this sequence. Look for what is present. Look for what is missing.

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THE WIZARD
TRANSFORMATION

Look for: Change. Metamorphosis. Something becoming something else.

REAL: A caterpillar becomes a butterfly. It cannot go back.
FAKE: Putting on a mask. The identity underneath is unchanged.

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THE STAR
ILLUMINATION

Look for: Revelation. Truth surfacing. The moment the hidden becomes visible.

REAL: "We hold these truths to be self-evident." It changes the baseline.
FAKE: Exposition dump. Information revealed that changes no outcomes.

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THE CROSSROADS
INTEGRATION

Look for: Things combining. Cooperation. The whole exceeding the sum.

REAL: Alloy. Two metals forging a stronger third material.
FAKE: Conquest. One thing absorbing another and calling it unity.

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THE DRAGON
WHAT MUST BE FACED

Look for: The obstacle. The antagonist. The recurring problem.

REAL: A threat that requires sacrifice to overcome.
FAKE: A villain who is evil "just because." Easily defeated.

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THE PRICE
COST / CONSEQUENCE

Look for: What was paid. What was lost. The thermodynamic weight.

REAL: "Let us die to make men free." Gains require losses.
FAKE: Magic victory. The world is saved and nothing is lost.
FIELD READY

THE RESOLUTION SPECTRUM

Use this table to grade the reality of the pattern you found.

MEANING

DENSE: Rich with pattern. Multiple symbols activate strongly.

FUNCTIONAL: Patterns are present and work, but may be borrowed.

TACTICAL: Pattern deployed for manipulation. Structure serves an agenda.

CARGO CULT: The gestures of meaning without the substance. Ritual only.

HOLLOW: Actively simulates depth to avoid commitment. Mask with no face.